Q: Is there any charge for using your site?
A: Not if you’re a buyer. If you’re a realtor, we only charge you if we send you a buyer who actually closes on a purchase.

Q: What if I can’t find what I’m looking for?
A: Call Bill Harrison at 630-235-9382. He’s the owner of the site, and he’ll be happy to make a personal project out of finding exactly the right property for you.

Q: Can those “male enhancement” products really make my johnson longer?
A: Nope. It’s all a scam. The only reason they get away with it is because they’re classified as “supplements”, which aren’t regulated by any government body.

Q: Did the Chicago Police Department really kill a mountain lion within the city limits?
A: Yep. April 28th, 2008. Young male, weighed about 150 pounds.

Q: What’s the biggest smallmouth bass ever reported?
A:  The biggest smallmouth bass ever reported weighed 11 pounds, 15 ounces. It was caught in Dale Hollow Lake on the border between Tennessee and Kentucky in 1955.

Q: What’s the biggest largemouth bass ever reported?
A: No, it’s not George Perry’s famous 22lb 4 oz world record. A fellow named Mac Weakley caught a 25lb 1 oz monster at Dixon Lake in California in March of 2006. It didn’t qualify for record status, however, because he foul-hooked it. The fish was photographed and videoed, and then released. But in the early 1700’s, a scientific expedition to Florida, which weighed and measured many fish, animals and birds, reported taking a largemouth bass that exceeded 28 pounds!

Q: What’s the largest crocodile ever reported?
A: In 1978, authorities in Indonesia killed a 28.2’ saltwater crocodile that weighed 2,872 pounds!

Q: What’s the best way to remove blood stains?
A: Believe it or not, Dove dishwashing liquid and cold water.

Q: How long is a Slinky?
A: Stretch it out perfectly straight and it’s 87 feet long.

Q: What’s the deepest lake in the world?
A: Lake Baikal in Siberia, at 5,371 feet deep.

Q: When is “yesterday?” Every time I go fishing, the locals tell me “You should have been here yesterday.”
A: Tell you what… call me the next time you’re going fishing, and I’ll go there the day before you do.